As a Misanthrope, I don’t believe in the whole love thing. I believe it’s just a fiction created by the human mind in place of our own natural biological need to reproduce and preserve our worthless species. And with such beliefs you can probably understand how I feel about most romance animes. I think there idiotic and it’s just about characters who believe in this fiction.

But then there are the kind of animes that we don’t get enough of that feature one of the primary reasons people date in the first place. To get fucken laid. Yes, there are some softcore porn scenes in the following anime. Of course, since this isn’t hentai we don’t get to see any special objects or…. body parts. But there are still some pretty spicy ass scenes.

Fellow human filth…this is my review of Kuzu no Honkai. Or in English…Scum’s Wish.

This is one of those animes that lays on the whole love thing way to thick but at the same times offers up something that we don’t get a lot of in romance animes. Some actual fucken intimacy.

And a good portion of the time it’s not with the person they actually love. That’s the kicker here. What the plot basically boils down to is main character Hanabi Yasuraoka having a crush on her much older childhood friend Narumi Kana who is now actually her fucken homeroom teacher. And to make matters worse she knows that he has a thing for the school’s music teacher Akane Minagawa. And in an attempt to offset these feelings she instead dates Mugi Awaya, who just so happens to have a thing for Akane. And they do this in order to satisfy each other’s loneliness both emotionally and sexually. While at the same time agreeing not to actually fall in love with each other. I’m not making this shit up.

I’m not about to go into the whole loving a teacher thing but let’s just say it gets even more complicated than that. There are also other characters such as Sanae Ebato who is a lesbian who is wet in the panties for our lead gal.

So yay! There is a character here for all the dikes. Seriously this is the perfect shit to show a fucken conservative christen prick and watch them vent about it on twitter. The fact that animes like these come out and give a lot of westerners a reason to have a fucken melt down is kind of what made me enjoy this all the more.

And then there’s also a fucken pretty little princess character who has a thing for Mugi. And when I say pretty little princess I literally mean she thinks she’s a pretty little princess. And everything is complicated even further by the fact that some of these characters are lying manipulative hoes. The primary case is Akane who is the biggest cunt in the entire fucken anime. All this bitch literally wants is to have every fucken man in the world love her while simultaneously making the women who love a particular man jealous. And as such she targets Narumi in order to makes Hanabi feel like complete and total shit. Basically, she’s the women every fucken basic bitch dreams of being. Akane is the cunt women who fucken steals your crush and sticks her tongue out at you with a smirk on her face as she walks away hugging their arm.

And all of these factors just culminate in this mushy ass romance battle for each other’s desired love interest. I mean once you come to understand the situations between these characters you’ll come to understand the title.

“Scums wish”.

It all basically comes down to each character either having a taboo sort of love for some other character or is basically a bitch in some way manipulating people to get with the person they want. This is literally The Young and the Restless level shit here.

Do not. I repeat do NOT… watch this anime if you hate romance. The only reason I watched this is because I liked the fact it was more of a mature romance anime with actual intimacy. We get almost none of that in this day and age with anime.

Animation wise here it’s kind of unique in a sense that it uses some rather interesting techniques that go along with the romantic theme. We sometimes get panel like sets of the character to convey the expressions of two different characters simultaneously and sometimes things morph into this light colorful pencil like style to emphasizes some of the more romantic and intimate scenes and works well with the theme and the setting. But again love doesn’t interest me so it all just fell flat for me. Just like the music. You watch a sad scene? You get a traditional sad violin hum in the background. You watch a heartfelt scene with a love confession? You get some piano. And it went along grate with the more dramatic scenes.

But despite all these factors I still ended up dropping it after nine episodes. The only reason I went beyond my normal 5 for animes that I don’t like is because I liked the softcore sex scenes. But after they stopped for a bit I lost interest immediately and that was it. This anime is literally a melodramatic teenage soap opera in anime form. But the fact of the matter is it was different. Most romance animes out there have weird ass comedic elements to them and characters with a bunch of weird ass personality quarks and overly extravagant facial expressions. It’s always just annoyingly colorful. This is not that. It’s down to earth and actually feels more realistic. It captures teenage hornyness and all of the feelings that go along with it. And it’s that mindset that powered me through it for as long as I did. At the end of the day though I can still only recommend this anime to fans of romance. And if I wasn’t such a dick and was into romance I would honestly call this one of the best animes this season. It has characters engaging in actual intimacy instead of the mainstream shy awkward blush shit we get way too much of today. If you’re sick of that kind of romance in anime and are fans of romance in general I cannot recommend this shit enough. This is your shit. But since I would rather fuck women then talk to them. I’m going to go ahead and give this anime a 6.4 out of 10 and award it the Romance Seals of Approval.

Romance Seal of Approval

If you want to watch a story about a bunch of fucken drama queens trying to get it in then you’ll love this. And you also might want to check out the live action adaption of this if you prefer a live action japanese syndicated drama over a japanese animation.

And with that I’m fucken done.

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You know one of the best things about anime is its sheer willingness to just throw weird scenarios at you and just run with it. I mean have you fuckers gone onto MyAnimeList and just randomly read some of the summaries? You would think a lot of these fucken freakazoid ass scenarios would be straight up screwing with you. Or were to weird to be true. I mean if I hadn’t have actually watched it beforehand I would think the summery of “Is This a Zombie” was fucken with me. I mean listen to this shit.

Ayumu has had bad luck in his life — and after. Murdered by a serial killer, the high school student was later resurrected as a zombie by cute necromancer Eucliwood, who subsequently moved in with him. His corpse was later chopped in half by a magical girl with a pink chainsaw. Because her powers are trumped by Eucliwood’s, Ayumu doesn’t die again; however, he is transformed into the world’s first magical girl zombie. As if that’s not bad enough, there’s also a hideous demon on the prowl who wants to devour Ayumu.

Just that alone would have confused the shit out of me. I mean the next thing you know they’re going to come up with an anime about a fucken dragon who becomes some lonely office women’s maid.

Oh wait….

Fellow human filth…This is my review of Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon. Or in English…Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid.

This is one of those anime’s that are just delightful in a sense that the premise is just so fucken bizarre and out there yet at the same time is highly adorable and funny. This is one of those anime’s where I can’t point out why exactly I like it. Usually I hate anime’s like this and want nothing more than to just drop it. But in the end the premise just intrigued the hell out of me. First and foremost this is a comedy anime based on a comedy manga that I couldn’t find much of so weather it follows the manga to a satisfying degree I don’t know. But basically, what we have here is a young woman who works as a programmer and one day  leaves her abode to find a giant dragon outside her house that morphs into the form of a human named Tohru proclaiming her services as her maid. There’s some back story as to why she wants to be her maid and it’s kind of funny but I’m not going to spoil it. Let’s just say Miss Kobayashi was drunk and in the wrong place at the wrong time. The point is though that it’s a very arbitrary scenario that really only anime can come up with. And I fucken hate the fact that I like it.

Though apprehensive at first Kobayashi allows her to work as her maid free of charge. Why? Because she was late for work and needed transportation.

And the reason Tohru even wants to be Kobayashi’s maid is due to the fact that she saved her from death and thus fell in love with her. Yep. It’s one of those lesbian characters who falls in love with our lead. Unfortunately Kobayashi isn’t a lesbian and doesn’t feel the same way. Still though she accepts her offer and reluctantly makes Tohru her maid.

And of course there are other dragons that join the cast including Kanna who in dragon years is basically a fucken preschooler. You can tell just by looking at her and oh my god the pedo lolicon comments I’ve read over the internet regarding this little bitch. I myself haven’t looked up any eromanga staring this little dragon tike but something tells me once I do I’m either going love it or hate it. And then there’s the relationship she has with Riko Saikawa, one of her school mates after she decides to attend a human preschool. Yeah, she actually ends up attending a fully human preschool, because you know…why the fuck not. In fact, hell, this anime in general has a lot of “why the fuck not” factors. I’m going to let a mystical creature into my life because why the fuck not? I’m going to let a little dragon girl live with me because why the fuck not! I’m going to up and move into a new apartment to make room for these two dragons because why the fuck not! This is one of those anime’s where you have to say “You know what fuck this shit! Its adorable! Who cares why?” And this anime is indeed adorable. Sometimes too much so in fact.

Getting back to Kanna and Riko Saikawa. She comes to fall in love with her which is pretty unorthodox as again there practically preschoolers. And a preschooler developing romantic feelings for another girl is, you know. Weird. But in a way fucken awesome. Unfortunately given the fact that these characters are basically 8 years old people are freaking out and once again are calling this shit “child porn”. In one scene Kanna lovingly jumps on to Riko while the two are alone in her room and also play a rather eventful game of twister. And these scenes pose some rather provocative imagery. I’m not gonna lie. And because of these factors there are once again idiots across the internet labeling japan and its anime industry the kiddy porn capital of the freaken world. To these people I say…shut the fuck up!

Japanese are just as agienst pedophilia in the real world as any westerner and know very well that it has traumatizing effects on children and is in fact punishable by japanese law. They just have a different take on what is and isn’t acceptable when it comes to there sense of humor and what is fiction and understand that fiction in no way has any ramification in the real world. Unlike so many of us westerners who think that shit like violent video games causes mass shootings. That and they have a unique viewpoints on relationships. Hell keep in mind that japan is a country where parents allow there preschool aged children to walk to school alone due to japan having one of the worlds lowest crime rates. Things are different on the other side of the ocean.

And the fact that Riko seems confused after the aforementioned ordeal well probably make people all the more turned off. But at the end of the day that’s part of love: Confusion. Especially on shy inexperienced people. People who don’t know how to come to grips with feelings of love are often left a bit emotionally and mentally drained after a day with there crush. But the annoying thing about Riko as a character is that she has a tendency to flip out and enter states of hornyness whenever Kanna makes physical contact with her. And this became a reoccurring gag that’s done over and over and over again. Almost every scene that involves the two of them has the same thing happening.

And you can probably understand how this got very annoying for me very fast. I mean if she’s old enough to fall in love why not start fucken dating for fuck sakes. But the bottom line is you have to be okay with the notion of children getting involved in romantic or comically intimate relationships. That and the moe.

This is another one of those anime’s where you have to be 110% okay with moe. If not you will be annoyed by this. The winter 2017 season was one that was filled with moe blobby mainstream anime’s now that I think about it. This is just one of them. The main theme that I found this anime is trying to convey is family. Kobayashi is the kind of women who’s never really understood or never had an involved family of sorts. And then suddenly one just comes out of nowhere and as a result shes suddenly put into a somewhat family like setting. And this can lead to what I guess could be considered some rather heartwarming moments as we see Kobiyashi go from a loner office worker to suddenly having a family of her own. As a result of this we see some real growth in her. In one episode Kanna wishes Kobayashi to attended her sports festival but she refuses due to having to work. But the guilt she feels afterwords compels her to work over time in order for her to go. And this is just one example of how she comes to love her new dragon family. If I wasn’t such a cold person I would admit there were times when I was watching this and thought “huh. That’s kind of sweet. Reminds me of when my dad was alive and my brother was in jail.” But then Riko touched Kanna again and moaned and I immediately grew annoyed again.

The other Dragon/Human combo that’s here is Lucoa. And I’m calling her that because her actual name is too hard to freaken say. But Lucoa and another character Shouta have another weird relationship that resembles Kanna and Rikos. Lucoa doesn’t so much as have a “thing” for the boy – who is clearly younger then her. They have some reoccurring gags of their own involving the same kind of…well I don’t want to call it “intimacy”, But basically Locoa ends up living with Shouta due to a “misunderstood demon summoning” due to him belonging to a family of mages.

And let me tell you. Feminists well fucken hate this bitch. Not only because of the weird  relationship she shares with the otherwise underage boy shes living with. But because literally every time this dumb bimbo is on screen her ginormous – what fucken look like double G cups or some shit – jiggle with a nice little boing sound effect.

It’s yet another annoying reoccurring gag that’s supposed to be funny. But isn’t. Normally I would be fine with this shit. Boobs in anime have always been a comedic staple in anime. But the fact of the matter is her boobs are so ridiculously huge that it turned me off. Actually, now that I think about it all of the main cast here has huge baby bags accept for Kobiyashi which bums her out. Elma another dragon who ends up becoming part of the cast in the latter half of the series has a rack on her as well. So, what I like to call the “titty trope” is very prevalent here. But that’s a thing in shounen manga. It’s all meant for comedy to make little teenage japanese boys giggle or cop there first stiffy. I don’t know. Point is all this is supposed to be funny! So, fuck off!

Anyways, getting back to Shouta’s character. He irritated me due to the fact that he’s a kid living every boy’s dream. Having a fucken women’s tits smothered all over him yet absolute doesn’t care for it. In fact he’s scared of her. And NOT because hes a kid with an older women making moves on him. But because he’s convinced that she’s some kind of demon out for his soul or some shit. I’m sorry but a male character – regardless of age – who literally runs away from tits is either secretly gay or is fucken retarded. At that age I was already dreaming about sucking on my own sister in laws tits. So when there’s a character in anime who runs away from a women who is literally offering herself I’m in general really annoyed. A straight teenage boy running away from a pair of tities is a completely asinine notion. He should be all up in them. Not running for his life.

And lastly there’s Fafner. Who really is a kind of a joke and becomes a background character who ends up turned into an otaku after playing some nice human games with another otaku. There is literally nothing else to say about him after that. So yeah if you haven’t notice this by now the entire anime is just chalked full of running gags. Another one is Tohru constantly trying to feed Kobiyahi peace’s of her tale as a show of affection.

Why it doesn’t hurt her when she cuts off bits of her tale and why she even dose it in the first place I don’t know. I guess its an expression of love in the Dragon realm But I think it’s the fact that it doesn’t make any fucken sense that’s funny. Kobiyahi herself finds it weird too. And it’s all this constant reminder that we’re dealing with a human placed in a weird humorous situation. And I also want to point out that it’s not all gags here. While most of it is gags there are also a lot of interesting lore we learn about Tohru’s world.

That and the heart warming moments that pop up where Tohru realizes that due to humans and there limited life span she well have to one day say goodbye to her love interest. And that notion is this animes long running sad factor constantly at work in the background. And the anime likes to keep reminding you of it. And its this notion that makes you want to keep watching. I can just imaging some one drawing a fan doujinshi where Kobayashi dies of old age leaving Tohru trying to move on from the loss. And it’s all these characters and story notions that come to make up just this entertaining weird ass comical story of the day to day lives of these people with some heartwarming pretexts. What the story comes right down to is Tohru’s love for Kobayashi and Kobayashi adapting to all of this new craziness.

If I was to critique anything harshly it would be the ending. Like I said I couldn’t find the manga so I’m unsure of how much it followed. But I found that the ending left on a bit of a cliffhanger. Granted the final confrontation in the last episode was pretty intriguing. But the way it ended was really disappointing. It felt like it was leading up to something new with some new characters on the verge of being introduced. But it ended without me getting to see them. And these types of endings really get on my nerves. It’s obvious without even reading the manga that this ends prematurely and I fucken hate it for that.

Animation wise when I found out that this was by Kyoto Animation I was really rather surprised. I mean if you’re an avid watcher of all of the big-time Kyoto Anime then just what about this screams Kyoto Ani? The only other anime that came close to this kind of style would be Nichijou. Which makes sense seeing as how both this and Nichijou were directed by Yasuhiro Takemoto. The character designs are also  benefiting of this type of setting. Kobiyashi and her geeky appearance and Torus maid outfit and tail. And that’s another thing! Her tail! There a few times watching this that I couldn’t stop staring at her fucken tail. I mean look at this screen cap and tell me that shit doesn’t look like its coming straight out of her fucken pussy:


But aside from that though the animation they put into some of the gags were honestly really funny. I don’t know why but Kobayashi’s reactions whenever shit goes arie always made me laugh. You would have to be suffering from a serious fucken hangover or some shit to have this sort of reaction when a fucken dragon comes flying into your apartment.

Really though all things considered this is truly the best moe themed anime of the entire season and I honestly enjoyed it. A few things hold it back sure but really it wasn’t anything necessary bad. And with it comes a nice well deserved…7.6 out of 10 and sure as hell gets the Moe Blob, Comedy and Pedo Bear seals of Approval.


I recommend it to anyone who wants a strange yet colorful, cute and sometimes very intriguing and heartwarming story about dragon humans. If you can get passed the weird relationships between two children….one child and an adult….and a lesbian dragon and a human…then you’ll be able to stomach this. Hopefully Kyoto well see the obvious potential here and push for a second season with a more satisfying ending. If that were to happen then this anime would probably be bounced up to an 8. But as of now its going to stay at a 7.6. But this is just one of those anime’s that screams. “I doubt it.”

And with that fucken done.

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You know…the whole school life aspect a lot of anime has is just warring really old really fast. It’s gotten to a point where if you have an anime set in a school setting it has to do something different. If it doesn’t I’m probably going to pass on it. And if I do for some reason watch it – for whatever strange reason it may be – I’m going to end up giving it a very shitty ass score. But thankfully when I read the synopsis of the following anime I found that it fell into something new that I had been craving lately. And that’s: Mythology. Even if here its a heavily cartoony depiction of mythical beings I’m a fan of anything that takes a creative spin on them. I guess its one of my thoughts as a writer of horror science fiction. I’m already into these types of mythical monsters. So, anything that tackles them from a new and interesting perspective I’m willing to give a chance.

So, kikes and dikes this the first real winner of the winter 2017 season… Demi chan wa Kataritai…or in English…Interviews with Monster Girls.

What makes this anime work for me – despite the fact it’s one of those anime’s that aren’t exactly moe but at the same times has some cute aspects such as a harem element with a mostly female cast – is that not only is the cast fun, there all beings from some type of folk lore from various sources. Hence forth the ‘Monster Girls” in the title. And this aspect adds a nice little supernatural twang to what would otherwise be just another school comedy.

The plot here follows normal every day teacher Tetsuo Takahashi who just so happens to be intrigued by the existence of unique beings known as Demi’s or half human half mythical monsters that have slowly been integrated into human society. Unfortunately, he has no Demi’s to interview or examine…until you know…he suddenly realizes that the school is actually infested with four of them. And the fact that he wants to know more about them yet were right under his stupid nose the entire time is the joke here. Even though I didn’t find it really all that funny. But that’s later forgotten as he then sets out in the endeavor of getting to know the “Demi’s” as they call themselves.

And these ladies consist of the always spry and happy vampire Hikari Takanashi, A shy bashful Dullahan named Kyoko Mach, a shy bashful Snow Women named Yuki Kusakabe and not so much a shy but insecure Succubus teacher Sakie Sato. Each of these girls possesses a trait akin to some extremely construed rendition of their respective legends. Our vampire Hikari Takanashi for example is a vampire who I found is……you know actually fuck it I think she’s very distant depiction from vampires of legend. First of all, she doesn’t drink blood from humans – but likes to chew on them playfully. Instead she drinks from blood pouches…you know the kind you see in hospitals and shit. And she can see herself in mirrors and she is far from what can be considered dark. In fact, she’s the gittiest one of the entire cast.

And honestly her spry nature is what kept me coming back to this. She’s one of those characters who just loves to screw around and be hyperactive, and giggle at almost everything. In fact, now that I look back on it she’s a catalyst of many of the subjects these characters cover. I personally like the bit where she held a contest for the most bite worthy arm.

Basically she was the one character I liked the most because unfortunately the rest of the main cast is kind of mundane with their bashfulness. If this anime didn’t have her the entire cast would honestly feel flat and uninteresting. And don’t get me wrong, the entire cast is likeable and in a way very memorable. It’s just that the funniest ans most distinct one in the entire case is not on screen all the time and when she wasn’t I was kind of feeling a little bit bored. And it’s not to say that Hikari herself doesn’t have a few bashful moments of her own.

Seriously what is it with the Japanese and the fear of the sexings?

I don’t know. But anyways the other three girls, the succubus teacher and the other two girls each have their own set of rules to them and the anime follows our lead man feeding his curiosity by getting to know and study all these girls while at the same time realizing that each of them face problems just like any other teenage girl. Only these problems are sometimes complicated even further by their Demi human’ish nature. Kyoko Machi the Dullahan of the story for example was the most intriguing character out of all of them due to the nature of her and her detached head. I liked how Petos (the mangaka behind the manga this is based on – weird name I know) depicted a Dullahan here. Think of just your average normal teenage girl sleeping swimming and showering…only with her head severed from her body. And we see how she manages day to day life like this. And it was just really intrigue to watch. And it sometimes kind made my blood curdle in a stupid way. I mean imagine for a moment your head separated from your body and controlling it with…fuck I don’t know. Telepathy! I guess. I don’t know, it’s not explained here. But controlling it and seeing it just do everything you wanted it to do. Just your head watching your body from a distance. Shower in the morning or asleep, your heads either somewhere else or your carrying it with you. That is basically this character. I mean there was this one episode where fucken Tetsuo takes Kyoko’s head with him on a date and fucken leaves her body at her house. During this date her head and body were responding to what was going on separately. And it was just so funny, weird and interesting all at the same time and I fucken loved it.

And her science is actually gone into further later on in the series where a friend of Tetsuo talks about her potential to alter time and space and that added kind of a Science Fictiony aspect to her character which made it all the more intriguing.

Everyone else though? Yeah, they were just not as fun. The succubus teacher Sakie Sato for example has to wear a track suite because she basically emits this aphrodisiac effect that makes men horny. And the jokes involving her and her eventual crush on Tetsuo mainly depicts him resisting her effect on him leading her to believe he’s somehow immune to her… “seducing toxin” let’s call it…when really, he isn’t immune to jack shit and is just really good at holding his boner.

And lastly, we have the Snow Women Yuki Kusakabe who’s given her own episode and has her own screen time here and there. But really she was just boring really. That and she was the most scared and timid of the entire cast and cried over stupid shit. All of the shit that involved her from a science standpoint were these dumb ass little experiments involving sticking her feet in water and shit. And I wanted her bit to be over with just so I could get back to more fucken Hikari.

But really at the end of the day this anime is all about the whole friendship thing. These are all girls and a teacher linked by friendship as well as the teachers natural wanting to seek out knowledge as well as help out his students. So, there’s a heavy heavy layer of all that mushy friendship crap here. And this of course leads to the whole teacher student relationship factor that I’m sure a lot of overly sensitive assholes out there are no doubt going to fucken flip out over. But since this is a type of harem anime – even though it’s not labeled with the genre –  each of the girls end up falling for our main male lead in a way. And this is one of the things a lot of conservatives and the typical non-anime viewers have come to hate and often criticize as “child porn” or some shit. Well to the casual Xenophobe or Conservative who don’t watch a lot of anime…shut the fuck up. This is more along the lines of Tetsuo understanding the hardships these girls are facing and doing what he can to help them out and in response they come to confide and appreciate him. I mean is it really so fucken weird for a teacher to hug a crying student?

Plus, were talking about a typical shy ass teenage female cast here. Accept for Hikari of course, she’s just naturally spry. Seriously this bitch is like the bubbly fucken sugar fiend you knew back in high school who you always saw dancing to  Avril Lavigne and shit during free period…. only she’s japaneeeese! Now as for my usual critique regarding how well the anime follows the manga? It followed it off and on really. It omits a few small things and reorganizes certain events to make it all fit better into an animated format. But all in all it does an okay job at adhering to the source material. But if you want the full story as it was meant to be told…read the manga instead.

Animation wise I like what was done here honestly. It complements Petos artwork well. And there’s no way I can finish off this review without mentioning that this was handled by one of my most favorite studios…A-1 Pictures! I fucken love these guys. They brought us the cry fest Anohana, Aldnoah.Zero and one of my most favorite anime’s in my entire 12 years of watching anime: From the New World! This is just the latest in a very long line of good adaptations. This is just another work by them that I didn’t mind at all. Contrary to how I might look I can appreciate a good bit of School Comedy if it has something unique to go along with it. And this anime did. I fucken loved Hikari. That spray little bitch would probably piss me off if she existed in reality. Too much happy would make me mad. But here on paper? She really held the series up for me and the other characters put a new modern and entertaining flair into several mythical beings that I’ve always found intriguing.

If you’re a fan of mythical creatures and want to see a humorous cartoony take on them then this is something I highly recommend for you. And its these fun little takes on these legends – as well as Hikari – that leave me giving Demi chan wa Kataritai… Interviews with Monster Girls… a nice well deserved….7 out of 10 and gets the Comedy seal of approval.

Comedy Seal of Approval

Comical takes on mythology isn’t something we really get all that much of because a lot of these legends just really aren’t the comical type. So, when we get one it’s always a treat.

And with that I’m fucken done.

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Why does fate hate me?

Why is it that every time I decide to actually do something with all of the equipment I decide to buy it only then decides to fuck up? That’s basically why all the projects I’ve been planning for the last few months without so much as a single update here on the blog is not going to be happening. I was all prepared and had the scripts for all my reviews plotted out and when I actually was fully prepared to record them all. Guess what…. My Web Cam up and dies n me. And the story gets even funnier. I sent for an overnight delivery of a new one and guess what….it doesn’t get delivered to the right address! It’s like some malevolent force is fucking with me and preventing me from getting my shit done. Who really knows. But anyways I’ll be posting this seasons anime reviews as text reviews because of this dumb ass web cam fiasco. I just wanted to make a post showing all 20-something of you that I am not in fact dead and that I haven’t forgotten about the blog. I’m still alive and angrier then ever.

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Why Torment: Tides of Numenera is BULLSHIT!!


So I was going to do a video review on this. And quite frankly I loved it to be honest. It was a damn good story driven RPG with a very deep narrative and a very challenging combat system. But the thing is I had put about 30 hours into it. Loosing over and over again because again…challenging! I leveled up my characters in abundance. But after a while I saved and turned my PS4 off to go to work. Then after a nap I come back and….



Needless to say I need to buy a new controller. An otherwise good game has made me the angriest I have been in a while. Apparently the problem was an update had come out for the game while I was in the middle of playing it and when it was downloaded it apparently screwed up my save files. And since I refuse to go back and redo 30 hours of game play I well NOT be reviewing this. Fuck that shit!

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